Mystery Fart “Planted by My Opponents,” Claims Incumbent Khateeb
Birmingham, UK—Calls for the resignation of Shaykh Saleh Abu-Fasya have grown amidst the latest accusation that he continues to fart during khutbahs. Abu-Fasya has adamantly denied the…
ISIS Finally Reaches Goal of 100% Male Membership
The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) is celebrating a major milestone today, as…
Halal McNuggets Will Allow Muslims To Also Enjoy Food Poisoning
McDonald’s is set to release a new line of halal-certified McNuggets, allowing Muslims to also…
Mystery Fart “Planted by My Opponents,” Claims Incumbent Khateeb
Birmingham, UK—Calls for the resignation of Shaykh Saleh Abu-Fasya have grown amidst the latest…
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